A mother was working in the kitchen listening to her 5-year-old sonplaying with his new electric train in the living room. She heard the train stop and her son saying, "All of you sons of bitches who want off, get the hell off now...cause this is the last stop! And all of you sons of bitches who are getting on, get your asses in the train...cause we're going down the tracks."
The horrified mother went in and told her son, "We don't use that kindof language in this house. Now I want you to go to your room and you areto stay there for TWO HOURS. When you come out, you may play with yourtrain... but I want you to use nice language."
Two hours later, the son came out of the bedroom and resumed playingwith his train. Soon the train stopped and the mother heard her son say..."All passengers, please remember your things, thank you and hope your tripwas a pleasant one. We hope you will ride with us again soon."
She heard her little darling continue..."For those of you justboarding, remember, there is no smoking in the train. We hope youwill have a pleasant and relaxing journey with us today."
As the mother began to smile, the child added, "For those of you whoare pissed off about the TWO HOUR delay..... please see the bitch in thekitchen...."
I simply love this joke... reminds me of the joys of being a kidd.
-TDK
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