The Dollar Kidd’s Top 10 for 2007

The Dollar Kidd’s Top 10 for 2007

#10: Drinking and driving; take a friend because it is easier for them to get the beers while you are driving.

#9: What is worse than getting caught having sex in a public place? Being alone when you get caught.

#8: Every time you masturbate, you increase your chances of getting caught.

#7: Raping a prostitute is the same as shop lifting. Well, I just thought of something, this is only true where prostitution is legal. Otherwise it would be offsetting penalties. In which case you may both be subject to prosecution.

#6: Illegal immigrants to receive Social Security benefits. Great Idea! Whoever thought of this idea should be assassinated.

#5: Why do people say Seasons Greetings or Happy Holidays while Christmas shopping? What is the big deal? You say Merry Christmas to someone and they say Happy Hanukah back to you. Great, you both got your point across, why is that offensive?

#4: A cashier, counting change back, is a math class trivia question.

#3: Thanksgiving is an American tradition. A feast of thanks, by Pilgrims and Indians, is what we were told in school. Well we are changing evermore for the immigrants and illegal aliens. Let’s drop this tradition for something more modern. Let’s take 2 days of work to throw a party for illegal aliens, and provide them with food and clothes til they take can take one of our jobs.

#2: Fast Food restaurants are not as fast as they used to be. I have sat longer at a drive thru window than at a red light. Actually longer to order, then wait for someone to say ok go ahead when your ready, then wait to pay, then wait for that small fry or 6 piece nugget. Then wait for the car ahead of you to pass everything out to all of the kids... What would they do if we started to call in our orders and use the drive thru...

And the Number 1 Thing to remember for 2007
#1: Friends with benefits; is a lot like working for a temp service. Once the job is done, you’re looking for work again.
Note: You might get called back depending on; punctuality, availability, performance, and ability to work long hours if / as needed.