Dirt Francis

If we can get this in the back seat it will be easier to unload the dirt...
What's that? It's not gonna fit?

Wasn't me...

OK, so my neighbor lady is like 60 something I live in a string of about 8 houses on the edge of my small town, everyone out there is in their 50's, 60's or 70's. I am 33, so there is a generation gap or two between me and my neighbors.
So when I got out of my truck after work yesterday, she says she wants to talk to me. So I am like sure, and she turned and walked away, I am like oh shit it is about the dog shit.
Sure enough she walks me clear back around her house and says "Look at this I do not appreciate this."
I say "understandable..."
she says, "and that pine tree that borders our property line, He did his business all around it, I do not appreciate your dog using it for a restroom. AND I WANT YOU TO CLEAN IT UP!"
With a straight face, I said "Your kidding, and he told me he has been pooping in the corn field."
She replied with a straight face and a little angry "Well He’s LYING!"